18AV

18AV.tv

    We old fuckers were all 18 once and that seems like a thousand years ago! Where did the time go? Straight into a fap bucket, I would imagine!

    Feeling all nostalgic and about to go browse the wheelchair and walking stick offerings on sites like Amazon and Walmart? Sorry about that and may what is old never bend over and take it from what is new!

    Anyway, I got a site to review. It goes by the name of 18AV and is Chinese enough to give your asshole a nicely puckered slitty look! Here is my 18AV.tv review. Read and weep, ye fuckers who are dedicated to shifting barely legal teen wombs 18 degrees out of true!

She‘s 18 And Wants All Of Your Rigid Inches!

    18AV.tv has the typical porn site look. The background is a startling white and while a lot of stuff here is in Chinese, there are still a few options labeled in English. Needless to say, there’s no way of switching the site's default language from Chinese to English. Or there might have been such an option, but it was determined to elude my eagle gaze and put me to shame, so it can look like I lost my game and got no name too lame for a dame!

    Now, this Asian porn site deals in everything. It has amateur XXX, as well as anime and studio porn. The only thing missing are videos of me fucking a Chinese princess so abundantly and tirelessly she’s threatening to have me declared persona non grata in China and shove a commie flag up my butt! Shut up and take it all, bitch!

    User options here take the form of a basic search bar at the top right, plus a cunt-load of main tabs. There’s a menu at the far left that when clicked puts all the tabs on a single page for easier access.

    Around half of the main tabs have pull-down menus, with the Home tab hosting a language option that lets you pick from a quartet of languages, English included. Praise the rod, brethren, and may his holy dick keep seeing a lot of tight spaces and encouraging the ladies through some dark times! May they keep mounting that steely staff and cum to Jesus while being propelled by a forceful jet cums!

    Unfortunately though, clicking the English option in the language menu here does nada. Like zilch. It won’t change almost anything but a few of the tabs into English and is effectively as useless as tits on any nun that does not want them pointy beauties poked into my mouth! That sucks big time and got me as pissed off as I was when your cousin sat on my face but wouldn’t sit on the middle finger that I washed and oiled just for her!

    The rest of the tabs are Chinese Sub, Daily Updates, Uncensored, H Animation, Selfie, 18H Comics, Picture, Novel, H Game, and Video Naked Chat. The latter takes you to what looks like a porn forum and the H Game tab has a variety of game genres you can play off-site. Every tab here does what it says and you are gonna find a shit ton of wallpaper-worthy stuff in the Pictures tab. The stuff in the Selfies tab is of much lower quality though and not worth looking at.

Be Sexy Like You Wanna Break A Probing BBC!

    Say what you like about 18AV.tv, but it definitely is not lacking in content. You get 3,832 pages of admittedly piss-poor quality selfies, 391 pages of comics, 243 pages of high-quality pics, and nearly 30K Chinese/Asian XXX videos. The latter runs to 1,150 pages and are full-length fuckathons of around 2 hours runtime or slightly less. Needless to say, you could spend a year here and barely scratch the surface, though by then your cock must have been milked so much that your local priest should be notified of its untimely demise!

    Updates happen every day here and that schedule is religiously kept to. Here are some of the latest video sample titles: Within Three Days of My Parents Going Out My Sister Shiina Sora Became My Exclusive Maid, My Wife Sasama Loves To Shoot My Big Cock Dad In Estrus In A Dangerous Day, During Her Husband’s Overseas Business Trip Aili Kishima and Her Brother-In-Law Had Sex and Shot Internally, Holy Son Takahashi Kissing and Saliva Exchange and Akira Sasaki A Custom Girl Who Doesn’t Have To Be Responsible For Getting Pregnant Despite Internal Ejaculation. Needless to say, titles here are overly long and descriptive and don’t translate all too well.

    Female Gambler Henan Minori’s Black Cat Depraved Training came with a 1:56.03 runtime and seemed to be about a Japanese chick who went to a private gambling show and while there got forced to suck dick and hone her whore skills. This chick had small but nice tits, but I couldn’t see her cunt because a shit censor had that all blurred. Fuck!

    She did have a thatch down there and her cunt could reasonably be said to be tight, sweet, and warm enough to boil an egg, or bake a cookie! This chick was incidentally fucked repeatedly over what looked like several days by several men and I have no idea of the correlation between jamming a boner into her snatch and making an excellent gambler out of her!

    The Akira Sasaki video came with a 2:22:09 runtime, with this chick being cute and pretty, but somehow looking a little older than I expected. Her breasts were interesting pieces that seemed to point in opposite directions and the video began with her bathing a fella and rubbing herself all over him, with the two then proceeding to a bedroom for some prepper bedmatics. Akira’s snatch came blurred, but her asshole wasn’t and that thing looked like it had a lot of peanut butter to bless you with! Her tits were quite nice too, with the nipples looking all rad.

    Now, the videos here are some of the fastest loading and smoothest playing I have ever experienced. No one-click download options are available, but it seemed possible to download videos off-site. Playback options are limited and the quality cannot be adjusted. But then, the videos all look awesome, so there’s nothing to complain about there.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of 18AV

    This Chinese porn site ticks more boxes than I knew existed and it put me through 15 positions per minute! Sure, it is not the slickest-looking and option-crammed site, but it is content-jacked to an almost unbelievable extent and worth a solid recommendation from yours truly in the rod!